Playing Poker With Drunk People Sucks

So my poker game last night was ruined when I got stuck sitting at the"Retard Table" (and the people at the table gave it that name. A combination of rednecks and gallons of beer did not make for a fun evening.

I do know that when I drank, I could be pretty stupid every now and then, but I was not ALWAYS clueless, scattered, and rude when I played poker. There are rules and some sort of etiquette, which last night were trampled into the garage floor.

I finished 6 out of a field of 12, so I did OK. I think I would have done better if the people at the table were not so irritating. That is all I got to say about that.